In support of Kallie's prowess in the area of "food management", I submit the following story. A few short days after the "muffin" story, Katie had promised Ben that she would make him his new favorite dessert: something with ice and milk and xagave and rootbeer extract in a blender. The kicker? She didn't know how to make it. It gets better too. Somehow she strung this poor kid along all day long promising that he could have his favorite dessert when she didn't even have all the ingredients for it. Ahhhhhh, why is it that as parents we guiltlessly promise our kids the weirdest things we can't deliver and know that it will somehow turn out?
In this case, Ben decided to for a 2 mile bike ride along side me as I walked the dogs that night. Not only did it put us home past bed time, but just a few blocks away from home he took a "jump" off of a curb with too little momentum and conservation of energy put him over the handle bars. You would think that at this point he would want and deserve his favorite dessert more than ever, but somehow we convinced him to choose something else.
"I want ice cream," he anounced. Katie and I looked at each other; how do you tell a bloodied kid who you just convinced to give up his favorite dessert that you don't have his second choice either?
"We don't have any," I said. Laying it out straight is the only way I know how. But barely had the words left my mouth than a very stern angelic voice chimed in.
"YES WE DO!" stated Kallie. "We have mint chocolate and vanilla!" Surely, this little girl could not possibly know the contents of our 6 ft tall freezer compartment better than me. Oh no, surely she could. Her words of hope inspired Ben who immediately ran, pulled out his step stool, and started sorting through the freezer's contents.
"HEY! We have mint chocolate and vanilla!" he shouted back to us in the family room. Well, I'll be. Katie and I just started at each other dumbfounded. I halfway wonder if Kallie had purchased and placed the ice cream there herself.