A couple of weeks ago we were relaxing at Papa and Grandma's house watching people compress their spines on WipeOut while Andrew played with his two little cousins. The kids were playing quietly (a bad sign) when they suddenly started laughing like a rodeo clown had arrived to entertain them. All of the adults stared each other down daring someone to play investigator. My brother in law broke first. What he found was priceless. The 3 kids had found a 5 dozen egg pile in the fridge and started smashing them on the floor. They had gotten through a dozen when Dan came around the corner and caught all three standing with a precious egg held above their head, ready to release the potential energy created. Unfortunately, this startled one of the kids who slipped, fell, and started crying before a picture could be taken. What a missed opportunity.
Tonight we were reading scriptures when Katie pulled a surprise quiz:
Katie: What was the Savior teaching the people, kids?
Ben: How an American can have the sweet life!
I'm still snorting. (He was wrong).
Friday, July 23, 2010
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Andrew came up with a great idea to beat the heat yesterday. Upon discovering the blast of cold air exiting a floor vent, he stripped off his diaper and squatted over to hang the family gems in the breeze. "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOM!" he exclaimed. The look on his face said the rest.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Ruining Lives and Talking Racism
It's been a while since I've put up a post. So to let you know that I am still alive, that I do occasionally come home from work, and that I do spend a few precious moments with my children here are a few stories from the past month.
KALLIE
One Saturday it was time to do chores and get some yard work done. Kallie had gotten up and dressed herself very stylishly and then decided it was time to watch cartoons. I decided otherwise.
Me: Kallie, your chore is to go weed the garden with Ben.
Kallie: What?! Daaaaaaaaad, I can't get these clothes dirty!
Me: Go change into work clothes, you need to get going.
Kallie: I don't know what to wear!
Me: Go ask Mom what clothes you can put on to get dirty.
She stomped up the stairs. A few minutes later I went up to find something else when I ran into Katie.
Katie: What did you do to ruin her life?
Me: What?
Katie: Kallie came up here and said, "Dad's ruining my life!"
Me: Oh, dear.
Kallie came down stairs about 10 minutes later in different clothes with tears in her eyes and flung herself on the couch. "Dad, you really hurt my feelings!" she said her voice choked with sobs.
Me: What? How?
Kallie: When you told me to change into work clothes that REALLY hurt my feelings!
Then she burst into tears. I simply went and solicited Katie to handle the situation. I figured that was the safest thing to do. Give the girl an academy award.
BEN
I watched more soccer this world cup than I had ever previously watched, and since Ben thinks he wants to be a soccer player he started paying attention. During the beginning of the Uruguay vs. Ghana match we had a conversation that went like this:
Ben: Dad, how many teams are on the field?
Me: Two.
Ben: But what about the Black guys?
Me: What Black guys? (Not wanting to believe what I think I just heard)
Ben: The BLACK guys.
Me: They're on a team just like the white guys. There are only two teams.
Ben: And then there's the Black guys!
Me: There are only TWO teams red and blue. The black guys are on one of those teams JUST LIKE the white guys. (At this point I'm wondering how many white supremacist friends my kid found in kindergarten last year. He certainly didn't pick up these attitudes from us!)
Ben: Sure but what are the Black guys doing on the field?
Me: (starting to get angry) Ben! The Black guys are allowed to play soccer just like everybody else, they are on the red team!
Ben: But what about THIS GUY (He gets up, goes to the TV and points to the REF. Who while not a black person is dressed completely in BLACK).
I'm not sure I ever stopped laughing long enough to tell him what was going on, but I did feel quite a bit of relief to know I hadn't seriously screwed up my child's view of the world yet.
Andrew continues to destroy anything worth over $50 and constantly steals my car and lab keys.
KALLIE
One Saturday it was time to do chores and get some yard work done. Kallie had gotten up and dressed herself very stylishly and then decided it was time to watch cartoons. I decided otherwise.
Me: Kallie, your chore is to go weed the garden with Ben.
Kallie: What?! Daaaaaaaaad, I can't get these clothes dirty!
Me: Go change into work clothes, you need to get going.
Kallie: I don't know what to wear!
Me: Go ask Mom what clothes you can put on to get dirty.
She stomped up the stairs. A few minutes later I went up to find something else when I ran into Katie.
Katie: What did you do to ruin her life?
Me: What?
Katie: Kallie came up here and said, "Dad's ruining my life!"
Me: Oh, dear.
Kallie came down stairs about 10 minutes later in different clothes with tears in her eyes and flung herself on the couch. "Dad, you really hurt my feelings!" she said her voice choked with sobs.
Me: What? How?
Kallie: When you told me to change into work clothes that REALLY hurt my feelings!
Then she burst into tears. I simply went and solicited Katie to handle the situation. I figured that was the safest thing to do. Give the girl an academy award.
BEN
I watched more soccer this world cup than I had ever previously watched, and since Ben thinks he wants to be a soccer player he started paying attention. During the beginning of the Uruguay vs. Ghana match we had a conversation that went like this:
Ben: Dad, how many teams are on the field?
Me: Two.
Ben: But what about the Black guys?
Me: What Black guys? (Not wanting to believe what I think I just heard)
Ben: The BLACK guys.
Me: They're on a team just like the white guys. There are only two teams.
Ben: And then there's the Black guys!
Me: There are only TWO teams red and blue. The black guys are on one of those teams JUST LIKE the white guys. (At this point I'm wondering how many white supremacist friends my kid found in kindergarten last year. He certainly didn't pick up these attitudes from us!)
Ben: Sure but what are the Black guys doing on the field?
Me: (starting to get angry) Ben! The Black guys are allowed to play soccer just like everybody else, they are on the red team!
Ben: But what about THIS GUY (He gets up, goes to the TV and points to the REF. Who while not a black person is dressed completely in BLACK).
I'm not sure I ever stopped laughing long enough to tell him what was going on, but I did feel quite a bit of relief to know I hadn't seriously screwed up my child's view of the world yet.
Andrew continues to destroy anything worth over $50 and constantly steals my car and lab keys.
Monday, June 7, 2010
Bebe comes to town
Bebe came for a short visit on his way back to California from visiting Mike and Brittany in Idaho. The kids were so excited to have him here! We took him over to BYU to walk around and go bowling one day. The kids found this cart and climbed right in and made themselves at home.
Then we made our way down to the bowling alley. We attempted M&M bowling. Andrew just ate the M&M's, Ben made it about halfway, and my diligent Kallie played all 10 rounds faithfully drawing her M&M. In the end Bebe took the game, with Christopher a close 2nd by two points!
Andrew was in charge of making sure the bowling balls actually came back thru the shoot. I was in charge of making sure he went home with all 10 fingers still attached.
The also had a little arcade the kids played on. Good thing they think the intro car race video is them actually racing.
Some action shots.
My signature picture
Whata girl!
This was taken right after Andrew ran down the lane in an attempt to get his ball back. Christopher had to run after him..trying not to slip..and telling Ben to stay back..with Ben yelling, "I'll help you Dad! I'll get him for ya!!!"
Gotta love self timer group shots!
Thanks Dad for coming to see us ! We love when you come and hate when you leave! Come back soon! Love ya!
Then we made our way down to the bowling alley. We attempted M&M bowling. Andrew just ate the M&M's, Ben made it about halfway, and my diligent Kallie played all 10 rounds faithfully drawing her M&M. In the end Bebe took the game, with Christopher a close 2nd by two points!
Andrew was in charge of making sure the bowling balls actually came back thru the shoot. I was in charge of making sure he went home with all 10 fingers still attached.
The also had a little arcade the kids played on. Good thing they think the intro car race video is them actually racing. 
Some action shots.
My signature picture
Whata girl!
This was taken right after Andrew ran down the lane in an attempt to get his ball back. Christopher had to run after him..trying not to slip..and telling Ben to stay back..with Ben yelling, "I'll help you Dad! I'll get him for ya!!!"
Gotta love self timer group shots!
Thanks Dad for coming to see us ! We love when you come and hate when you leave! Come back soon! Love ya!Ben's shadow
Andrew loves Ben. He loves to follow him, copy him, wear his clothes, backpack...pretty much do anything Ben does. Chris has been working on the sprinklers and letting Ben turn them on and off. Since he now knows how to do that, I let him "water the grass" for me every now and then to get him outside. Andrew is his shadow and therefore also has taken a keen interest in the sprinklers. I love these shots I got of them the other day. What cute little boys I have!
Spring Sports
Since we (the kids and I) will be around for most of the summer, I decided to finally sign them up for spring sports. Ben is doing t-ball, and Kallie did soccer. They loved them....and now I'm kicking myself for all the years I've missed :) Cute pictures though huh?
I'm not really sure Kallie's heart is in soccer. Her favorite part was seeing her friends and trying to hold the coach's hand. Her least favorite part was running. The reason she went every week? The TREAT of course :) I have to admit, she was the cutest little soccer player out there to watch!
I'm not really sure Kallie's heart is in soccer. Her favorite part was seeing her friends and trying to hold the coach's hand. Her least favorite part was running. The reason she went every week? The TREAT of course :) I have to admit, she was the cutest little soccer player out there to watch!
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