Me: Nick - go take a potty break
Nick: I can't!
Me: Why?
Nick: Because I'm scared of the dinosaurs!
Me: We don't have dinosaurs!
Nick: YES WE DO! I saw one yesterday!
Me: Where?!
Nick: At our HOUSE!
I went to pick Nick up the other day and was met by his teacher who had to show me a picture of Nick's busy day. I about died laughing seeing Nick sound asleep at school, still wearing his backpack! Poor kid just couldn't hang! After school I asked him about falling asleep at school.