The Day Before Halloween Which is Really the Day We Celebrated Halloween

I think the title to this post is catchy and sharp. I really don’t know how you would convey all of the information in that title more succinctly and still sound so much like Dr. Seuss as I just managed to do. Did I mention that I came up with it while I was very tired? Wow.

After we got all the chores done it was time to get dressed and go to the Halloween party at the church.

 

That’s right I even got into the spirit and shaved off half of my beard. The effect on most people ranged from disgust to awe to admiration. It does seem kind of weird to sacrifice my beard for a Halloween costume. I wanted to shave the alternate part of the top of my head so that I could tell people I was a checkerboard, but I figured sacrificing communication with my wife for a couple days was probably not worth a Halloween costume.

Of course, after being a little angel all day Andrew decides to switch sides once we get to the party. He was fascinated with the jugs of water and decided this was a good time to learn about hydrodynamics. I disagreed. He threw a tantrum on the floor which he converted into a low profile army crawl back towards the water. So went the party. Luckily they also had fishing and a cupcake walk for the kids.

After that we headed up to the trunk or treat in Grandma and Grandpa’s neighborhood we ran into all of our cousins.

 

Katie was the Spider Queen.

From there we went trick-or-treating at Grandma’s house and around.

It was indeed a very fun night! Andrew thought the whole ordeal was really about who got to ride shotgun. The houses by Grandma are kind of spread out so we were driving between them. Andrew would try to stay behind to steal his seat of choice. When I made him go to the door he would wait until someone would answer and then bolt for the car yelling, “I ride by Mom!” Finally, at every house I had to tell him he wasn’t allowed back in the car until he had a piece of candy from that house. I’m sure he’ll understand the real spirit of it all a little better next year 

Grandma of course added her own entertainment for the night with some colorful language. Katie was telling her about a diet plan and Grandma said, “So this is your b*!@#, huh?” She meant to say “binge” but she repeated the wrong word in conversation at least one more time.

In the car ride home Kallie asked me if we could sing the “banana” song. So I started, “Yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas…” “No, DAD! The one that goes ‘hey, hey goodbye’!" It took me a while before I could stop laughing. She was referring to of course to the well known oldie Goodbye.

When we got home Kallie didn’t get to sleep until about 30 minutes after everyone else because she had to get her babies all settled. I’m thinking we have too many babies.

Pumpkin Carving

After a long week away at a conference I returned home just in time for our annual pumpkin carving party at Grandma’s house. Katie had a particularly long week and was probably a little overwhelmed to have her “4th child” back home. Ben and Kallie both had their Halloween parties at school on Friday and we also got to see Ben in the school’s Halloween parade. This year marked a first in that we didn’t have a different costume for each child for each different Halloween event. Everybody just had one costume and we stuck with it.

This year Ben was a dead pirate, Kallie was a beautiful witch, and Andrew was a fireman. Ben didn’t think his makeup was scary enough until we got to Grandma’s and one of my cousin’s kids started screaming. He had to wash it off and pretty much apologize to his mom for having demanded scarier makeup. As per tradition the kids picked out their own pumpkins:

The hard part done we just had to carve three pumpkins. This year went a lot smoother with all three kids actually helping and caring about it and mom scooping out all the guts. Andrew in particular was not about to let this experience pass without personally removing as many pumpkin innards as possible.

Grandma and Aunt SaraAnn made fresh donuts for the carving crew.

Papa worked hard too.

The best family shot of the night (out of 20).

Or maybe it was this one....

The Final Results

Our last fun pumpkin carving at Grandma’s house for the foreseeable (yes, that’s really how you spell it apparently) future.

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Candy Anyone?

Last week I had the rare opportunity of accompanying Ben on a field trip. The class went to Vineyard Nursery’s Pumpkin Land which Katie covers in a previous post. While there I noticed a bucket of habanero peppers for sale so I bought a handful. They were sitting on the counter in a plastic bag when Ben came home from school.

Since Ben isn’t nosy and doesn’t steal candy from other people he naturally opened the bag and decided to chomp on the brightly colored shiny contents. Aside from the fact that the kid literally got a taste of hell, let me tell you why this was funny: Ben does not put food in his mouth, much less questionable and unknown food.

Everybody can be eating some wonderful and delectable desert and Ben will not even taste it. He will only eat ego waffles, kix, and german pancakes (dutch babies). Yet he will pick a tack out of the bottom of his shoe and suck on it while walking around, clean rocks with his tongue, and put just about every non food item in his mouth. So the fact that he came home and popped anything in his mouth that he thought was meant to be eaten is something of a mystery. Luckily, he was smart enough to realize there was something very wrong as pepper juice started to spray his mouth and he didn’t even get a real bite off. He was still bawling though.

So I turned these puppies into poppers and made it through 7 of them. Then I thought about it and realized that was three and a half peppers. Who sits down and eats 3.5 habaneros? Then I thought, “that’s stupid” and ate one more to make it even. I had a couple of more with my pizza for dinner.

My mother in law walked in the kitchen while the poppers were sitting there on a plate and had one… he he he.

Princess Tea Party

Grandma is always doing fun stuff for my kids. Earlier this week we got a invite in the mail to attend a “Princess Tea Party” with instructions to come dressed as a princess. Kallie was so excited! Our little friend L—joined us this morning and off we went to Grandmas!

Andrew, not one to be left out, wanted to dress up too. He got all ready to go….in Princess attire. Thankfully a quick thinking Kallie reminded me we had our dress up/halloween stuff out so we quickly talked up cowboys, hats, vests, boots, etc. and changed Andrew’s mind from princess to cowboy.

Caden and Andrew enjoying the tea party setting up process…

II could not get over how adorable the set up was! She has little tea party plates, favors, tea cups (which we had to refill at least a thousand times. The girls thought it was so fun to drink out of a cup that only gives one swallow! Why don’t they make those things bigger!??!?!), and just all around cuteness!

The girls enjoying their party

Our friend L--

We are working on a more flattering smile. Just not fast enough…(see pictures below)

Caden and Andrew were feeling a little left out. So quick thinking Grandma got them a tea party going! They couldn’t be happier! They too liked those little, little cups to drink out of. Then they discovered the tea pot and I swear they just downed one cup so they could us the tea pot to fill it back up again!

I love this smile!

The boys realizing that the girls set up was a little more decked out than theirs

Miss. Ava finally joined in the fun! The girls loved pouring her tea and giving her all their

All our princesses needed an individual shot! Aren’t they adorable!

I have been informed by Kallie and L—that we really should do this everyday. They had so much fun! Grandma is amazing and so talented! She made all these things and you can download them on her website at Parties and Patterns to do your own tea party for your girls! I know we are now having one at least once a week (Kallie drives a hard bargain!) Thank you thank you thank you for such a fun party Grandma!!!